(MUST READ) A DIED HARD CULTIST EPISODE 6
INSPIRED BY CARZOLA
It was sunday and i was excited i dressed my best wore a chinos
with an expensive shirt well tucked in, i borrowed a bible from my friend that
leaves close to me not that i didnt have one i wanted a big one to use and
impress the chic, i set off, and called her and told her i was in front of the
main gate that she should come out lets go….. You know girls and their normal
forming, i had to wait for 30minutes before she surfaced am not a patient guy
buh i just maintained didnt want to show my true colour make i no pursue am..,
she was a member of B.L.W…Their service was cool buh long and i couldnt wait to
get out, which kind church 2pm una never close and i didnt eat before coming i
just wore a smilling face just to impress maggi…………………………. As i came out of the
church i felt like jumping to scream ” Am Free Halleluya” buh i controled
myself i and maggi walked back so we could steal some time to gist i loved her
company buh i felt it would take more than a church service to pin her down to
my bed……………………………… As i walked away from her hostel i checked the time and it
was 3pm ewoo i don die!… I rush into a near by cafeteria in school to eat,
Guess who i saw?.. Chidinma we were both surprice to see each other and she
quickly complemented me on my dressing and in my mind i said this girl don trip
i paid for her food and mine and we ate and gisted, after which i bid her fare
well, the next agender was to watch match it was super sunday chelsea vs
arsenal, man u vs liverpool…. I rushed home changed and ran to a viwing center
i didnt want to miss a minute and also get a good seat, wow! Thank God them
never start as i made my way to the front to get a seat………………………….. God go
punishe wenger, van persie nah mumu angry arsenal fans were ranting after
defeat all that was on my mind was which girl go fit comfort me after the
painful loss so i called chidinma and told her i was coming over to see her and
she was excited i bought her roasted chicken and plantain with can malt to
surprice her, we had a good time together that evening and i went home!…
tomorow nah!. monday i tought in my mind before i slept off..
I opened my eyes and i felt like screaming it was morning
already, i hated monday because everybody was always so serious and lecturers
come early for classes, i got up rushed into the shower bath came out and got
dressed, i wore a pink shirt well iron and tucked into a black chinos, nah the
tradition for my school say u go dress formal on monday and wear native on
friday so i didnt want to carry last, i packed my books and headed for school
we had history class that morning………………. I kept on yawning and counting every
second that passes the class was rilly boring, buh i was finding it fun looking
at pretty girls sleep in class with their mouth open, “after una don fall una hands
hear una go commot der roll yanch der form non-sence” so i tought in my
mind……………… Finally the class was over just when i wanted to go and breath some
fresh air the next lecturer walked in, thats one of the reasons i hate mondays
we have chained classes till 2pm………………………… It was 2:10pm i was just coming out
of class when my phone rang it was ifeanyi, Aboy! How far? Come meet me for
community centre make i copy ur note? Me: ok buh u go buy me food oh, i dey H.
Like mad. Him: no shacking., that was our conservertion as i droped the call,
after gisting with some girls i finally walked down to comm. Center and met
him, his first response was weting keep u long, he was with another guy an igbo
guy a law student he introduce me to him, i gave him my books and he started
downloading, “oboy why u no come class? I asked and he said he was with one
chic, and i quickly rememberd chidinma i called her and asked her to come over
and have launch with me and she accepted,……………….. I waited patiently for her
while gisting with ifeanyi and the other guy marshall his a law student and a
dreaded cultist on campus, any way that was the least of my wories, as i kept
on hearing “WE NO GO GREE O! We NO GO GREE! WE NO GO GREE O! We NO GO GREE!..”
It was the worms in my stomach protesting againts the hunger strike i’v put
them through and finally she came.
She wore a stunnin gown and her curves were showing well i felt
proud cause i would be the envy of every guy in the resturant including my
friends quickly i stood up to welcome her, i nearly lost my manners while
fantacisin those killer hips…. What took you so long am starving,. Wellcome all
the same you look Good, and she smiled and told me u look Good too amd sorry
for keeping u waitin, immediately i ordered them to bring my food i had already
placedthe order and was waiting for her arrival,.. I didnt look her twice as i
rushed the eba and okra soup i only told her to order what ever she wanted,
after eatin we i finally introduced her to my friends ifeanyi and marshall well
they were all igbo and there just started gisting in their language, i was
kinda angry in my mind i was like “make this boys no use igbo put sand! Sand!
For my garri” i immediately asked her to take a walk with me lets sit some
where airy………………………………………….
I saw her off to class and came back, ifeanyi finish updating his notes he asked me to join him that he wanted to go and smoke, i followed him and that was the first day i smoked indian hem,…. I always wanted to act like a tough guy and if i had turned him down i would be regarded as a jew man so i gladly smoked and i liked it, it was better than cigarattes and i was high the feeling was exceptional like i was the ruler of the world my level of reasoning was detailed, i felt this joy like never before and i kept laughing at any thing that passes by………………. We watch movies in his place and i slept off the next morning was school again, so i rushed down to my house bath and changed and ran to school i could’nt stop thinking of the dupe i wanted to have another taste,. Ifeanyi came to class and i told him that we should go and smoke it again he smiled and told me he had already smoked it in the morning after i left that it would be in the evening, unluckly for me i had unity dance rehersals that evening and i also had rehersals for my traditional dance which i had asked maggi to teach me and she agreed, after rehersals it was late and i had to see chidinma before i go home, i didnt have time to go and have a taste of the sweetest thing on earth WEED..
I saw her off to class and came back, ifeanyi finish updating his notes he asked me to join him that he wanted to go and smoke, i followed him and that was the first day i smoked indian hem,…. I always wanted to act like a tough guy and if i had turned him down i would be regarded as a jew man so i gladly smoked and i liked it, it was better than cigarattes and i was high the feeling was exceptional like i was the ruler of the world my level of reasoning was detailed, i felt this joy like never before and i kept laughing at any thing that passes by………………. We watch movies in his place and i slept off the next morning was school again, so i rushed down to my house bath and changed and ran to school i could’nt stop thinking of the dupe i wanted to have another taste,. Ifeanyi came to class and i told him that we should go and smoke it again he smiled and told me he had already smoked it in the morning after i left that it would be in the evening, unluckly for me i had unity dance rehersals that evening and i also had rehersals for my traditional dance which i had asked maggi to teach me and she agreed, after rehersals it was late and i had to see chidinma before i go home, i didnt have time to go and have a taste of the sweetest thing on earth WEED..
To Be Continued…
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