(MUST READ) A DIED HARD CULTIST EPISODE 8
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INSPIRED BY CARZOLA
“Bros
abeg me i get important place to go this night i wan enter club”, that was the
response i got after pleading with a man to let me barb before him,. I sat down
on the chair with my eyes looking sleepy and red an effect of the weed i
smoked……… I could’nt wait for my turn i shouted “oga hurry barb him hair you no
see say i dey wait” that did the trick, it got to my turn and finally i was
done, my phone kept ringing through the period i was doing my hair it was maggi
my manager,…. I finally picked ” were are you? Are you checking your time? Why
are you not answering your phone? Please maggi can you pick a cab and come and
carry me from my house, i’v been in the saloon, she acepted so i rushed home,
put on my gen and and jumped into the shower to freshen up, as i came out my
phone rang and it was her she said she was outside i directed her in, when she
got into my place she complemented me ur place is nice, thank you! And ur hair
is awesome, thank you! And i apologised for being late, she helped me pack my
things into the cab while i dressed up, i made sure i didnt forget anything
xpecially my “weed” and off we went as i took a deep breath and told myself you
can do it..
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We
arrived at the gate of the vanue and the crowd was massive, i felt fear as i
sat in the car, maggi went out to beckon on the bouncers to open the gate that
i was a contestant in my mind i was like make this bouncer’s no fall my hands
make them open the gate o!. It seem God had heard my cry and the gate swung
open as maggi got back in the car,.. I breath a sign of relife,.. We packed my
costumes from the car and made way to the dressing room back stage, i was late
and everybody was shocked to see me like there were expecting i didnt show up,
in my mind i said “see all this bad belle people una juju no catch me” i
greeted the male contestants and wish them luck, we were just 3 male
contestants, one from year 3 the other from year 2, i was the novic a year one
boy, i went across to greet the female contestants, they were 5 girls two year
one and 3 year two girls…………. My manager came in with my tag i was contestant
number 3, because i came late buh i liked it that way,. so i could learn from
the other two contestants and do better with my performance………………… As i sat
down sweating and breathing heavily like mike tyson in a round four boxing
match, my manager kept telling me you can do it i belive in you, she was good
and i was lucky to have her cause i know every other contestant was jealous of
me that night. The show had begun one artist was performing up stage and after
that was our unity dance…
DID YOU MISS THE PREVIOUS EPISODES?:
We
arrived at the gate of the vanue and the crowd was massive, i felt fear as i
sat in the car, maggi went out to beckon on the bouncers to open the gate that
i was a contestant in my mind i was like make this bouncer’s no fall my hands
make them open the gate o!. It seem God had heard my cry and the gate swung
open as maggi got back in the car,.. I breath a sign of relife,.. We packed my
costumes from the car and made way to the dressing room back stage, i was late
and everybody was shocked to see me like there were expecting i didnt show up,
in my mind i said “see all this bad belle people una juju no catch me” i
greeted the male contestants and wish them luck, we were just 3 male
contestants, one from year 3 the other from year 2, i was the novic a year one
boy, i went across to greet the female contestants, they were 5 girls two year
one and 3 year two girls…………. My manager came in with my tag i was contestant
number 3, because i came late buh i liked it that way,. so i could learn from
the other two contestants and do better with my performance………………… As i sat
down sweating and breathing heavily like mike tyson in a round four boxing
match, my manager kept telling me you can do it i belive in you, she was good
and i was lucky to have her cause i know every other contestant was jealous of
me that night. The show had begun one artist was performing up stage and after
that was our unity dance…
DID YOU MISS THE PREVIOUS EPISODES?:
Lets
welcome the contestants for their unity dance, the m.c announced. it was like i
was hit with an ice block i felt cold and so tensed up, the female contestants
made their way up stage through the right entarance while we made our way
throught the left entrance, the crown erupted with cheers and screams, am sure
it was the bum shorts the girls were wearing, we the males wore a blackjean,
with blue t-shirts while the girls wore a black bum shorts and a blue top,. For
a second i thought i had forgotet the dance steps.., “omo see fu*kup nah so i
go fall my hands” i stil had room for crazy thoughts in my head as i adviced myself
to focus. The d.j played our song and and just like magic in a cartoon it all
came back to me and i started dancing we all danced perfectly well and the
crowd cheered, it got to the part we were to do our individual free style and
leave the stage, as i watched the girls one after the other check, twist, and
wine their a$$ to the amazement of the crowd and even me a contestant at a
point my oga down below, started giving signs of excitement too i had to tell
him this is an important bisness dont come and ruin it for me by stylishly
re-adjusting it…lolz,. It got to my turn i was the last contestant and i said
to myself these the time to try a few new steps, steal the love of the crowd
and the judges, at that period of the contest alanta was the reining dance and
jerking just came out so i combine jerking with atlanta and the crowd erupted
everybody stood up from their seat in cheers and screams as i walked back to
the dressing room even my manager was blown away and she asked me were i learnt
that step from?. I smiled and huged her i was able to build my confidence and
boldness.
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